Mr. Jones, my next door neighbour
 
 I feel I've known you all my life
 
 I haven't seen you for a while now
 
 How's the family? How's that beautiful wife?
 
 I hope your dreams were not forgotten
 
 And you've become downtrodden
 
  
  Get your health together
 
 Get your wealth together
 
 Get yourself together
 
 Jones, you were my next door neighbour
  
 
 Mr. Brown, you're so ambitious
 
 You ran off with an Essex blond
 
 You've broke the bank to keep two women
 
 You're over extended, now it's all gone wrong
 
 Now you're right back where you started
 
 Still, you shouldn't be broken hearted
  
 
 Get your mind together
 
 We can still climb together
 
 A step at a time together
 
 Brown, your world was turned upside down
  
 
 I know it's not the same
 
 And everything changes
 
 But behind front doors people think that they can hide
 
 We win and lose, we laugh and cry
 
 Live and learn, at least we try
 
 Oh, give it a try
  
 
 Ba ba ba, together
 
 Ba ba ba, together
 
 And we can go miles together
 
 All of my next door neighbours
  
 
 Get your style together
 
 Put a smile together
 
 And we'll go miles together
 
 All of my next door neighbours
  
 
 Mr. Smith, another story
 
 I wonder what became of him?
 
 They say he threw the telly through the window
 
 He went bizerk and jacked the whole world in
 
 They say he may have hit rock bottom
 
 Still, he went out with a bang and so he is not forgotten
  
 
 We had our tiffs together
 
 Our rows and our rifts together
 
 But let's learn to forgive together
 
 Smith, you were my next door neighbour
 
 Jones, you were my next door neighbour
 
 Brown, you were my next door neighbour