New England to Hollywood, seems so far away
 
 Like all roads lead us to California
 
 It's a long, long way to Paradise isn't it?
 
 In the never-ending search for perfection
 
 And it seems like an eternity since we first turned the ignition
 
 And made our way down the highway
 
  
  Because I told you lies
 
 It seems a never-ending lonesome drive
  
 
 But now the road is getting clear
 
 The exit sign is very near
 
 The empty spaces will lead us 'round
 
 Hope we can find our new hometown
  
 
 It's a long drive home to Tarzana
 
 But once we're there we will see there's nothing there
 
 Except that space, beautiful space
 
 We drove so far to find this place
  
 
 It's a long drive home to Tarzana
 
 This spaced-out community
 
 All freeways lead to Tarzana
 
 No more ghettoes or urban sprawl
 
 It's fine with me
 
 It's fine with me
 
 It's a long, long way to paradise isn't it?