From the gutter to the highest steeple in the land
 
 Corruption, like a plague, is bearing down on every man
 
 From the wealth of high society to the lowliest of slums
 
 The vile stench of evil is corrupting everyone
 
 The very fabric of our nation is infested by deceits
 
 And the criminals are plotting my demise and my defeat
 
  
  My life is a crusade for law and order
 
 It's my quest to see that justice will be done
 
 But so much is undetected 'cause society is infected
 
 By the lies and the hypocrisy, conspiracy, conspiracy
  
 
 When evil rears its ugly head, the devil has its day
 
 And everyone's a suspect and crime must never pay
 
 Conspiracy, conspiracy
 
 We all smell a conspiracy
  
 
 People are conspiring all around me (we know the feeling)
 
 I have difficulty knowing who to trust (conspiracy)
 
 Even the so-called aristocracy is riddled with conspiracy
 
 Corruption and hypocrisy, conspiracy, conspiracy
 
 And Satan smiles as man becomes his slave
  
 
 With corruption and conspiracy, I'll fight it to my grave
 
 And when the worms devour my flesh, they'll hear me say
 
 It was all a conspiracy 'cause I ended up this way
 
 Conspiracy, conspiracy, we all smell a conspiracy
  
 
 One crime leads to another, when you're working undercover
 
 Protecting queen and country is my task (conspiracy)
 
 But where there's muck there's money and no man's above suspicion
 
 Money knows no scruples and no class
 
 And the perverted threat of corruption never ends
 
 They cover up some hypocrisy, conspiracy, conspiracy
  
 
 In the corridors of power and high places (conspiracy)
 
 In parliament and in the public schools (conspiracy)
 
 They're preaching law and order, but they're breaking all the rules
 
 And criminals are running free, conspiracy, conspiracy
  
 
 I love to see those villains cringe when they know I'm on the trail
 
 Because I always get my man and my system never fails
 
 And then they start to panic and they make just one mistake
 
 Then under cross-examination eventually they break
  
 
 My theory is that man's created evil (created evil)
 
 Well, I'll illuminate the clues and solve the case (conspiracy)
 
 As long as God is on my side I will never end this chase
 
 Until I'm staring Heaven in the face
 
 And one Phileas Fogg is the devil incarnate
 
 And all his fancy trickery, cover ups and treachery
 
 Is a trail of foul conspiracy that will lead me to my fate