Everybody's afraid of the big guy called the gorilla
 
 Wish you could be here today now I'm lying in the gutter
 
 Though the cop car surrounds me I feel afraid
 
 Now I'm lying here staring at the pearly gates
 
  
  Tony, Tony you gave me security
 
 You were a minder extraordinaire
 
 And I miss you now that you're not there
 
 Terrified and in a fret
  
 
 Like a child who's lost his mother
 
 Shivering in a cold, cold sweat
 
 With my face in the gutter
  
 
 Bobby, Bobby you gave me security
 
 And Tony, Tony you did the same for me
 
 Now you're both sadly demised
 
 I can't believe I'm still alive
  
 
 Bobby came out of Chicago
 
 To give me a helping hand
 
 He sat me down when I acted so sloppy
 
 And he did the same for my whole band
  
 
 Tony came out of South London
 
 He was a cockney boy
 
 He saved my ass back in '82
 
 When I acted such a silly boy
  
 
 Come on man, don't be a fool
 
 Come on man, you're gonna crawl
 
 One day you're gonna fall
  
 
 Everybody's afraid of the big guy called the gorilla
 
 But he was never heavy, out of hand
 
 In fact he was as gentle as a lamb
  
 
 Tony, Tony you gave me security
 
 You know Tony, Tony you gave me security
 
 Minder extraordinaire
 
 I miss you now that you're not there
  
 
 Yeah I miss you now that you're not there
 
 No you're never alone
 
 As long as the big guy's there