Hey man, don't fuck with me You know I've got all the records and all the Cds You know I've seen that band sixty-nine times I memorized the riffs and you know I can recite every line
You did a stage dive in the pit, You got the bass player to sign your shit You don't have the sense enough to know, Don't wear the bands shirt to their own show
Superfan, you're the only one that gives a damn If you were me, you would probably be the man
