If I drive to your spot and my tits spilled out of my cherry top 
 And apologize for a lot, would you like that, would you like that? 
 If I sat on your couch and I cried my pretty little blue eyes out 
 Beggin': Baby, please, take me back 
 (Mm-mm-mm, imagine) 
    I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 I bet you'd probably touch yourself at night 
 Thinkin' I'm thinkin' of you 
 Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that 
 I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 If I could never love somebody new 
 'Cause no one tastes quite like you do 
 You'd like that, wouldn't you?   
 If I saved the date and I pulled up on your wedding day 
 With a megaphone sayin': Call it off: In a white dress 
 Would you like that? 
 If you said: I forgive, you were right, I was stupid 
 I'm just a girl, without you I'm useless 
 I'm small, I'll be weak, only cry once a week 
 And I swear that I would never, ever, ever cheat, again   
 I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 I bet you'd probably touch yourself at night 
 Thinkin' I'm thinkin' of you 
 Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that 
 I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 If I could never love somebody new 
 'Cause no one tastes quite like you do 
 You'd like that, wouldn't you?   
 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 Honey, it's pathetic 
 And I need you to know 
 The thought of gettin' back together makes me wanna die alone   
 I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 If I cut my heart out of my chest 
 And bled out in my living room 
 Yeah, you're sick and you'd like that   
 I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 I bet you'd probably touch yourself at night 
 Thinkin' I'm thinkin' of you (you) 
 Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that 
 I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 If I could never love somebody new 
 Cause no one tastes quite like you do 
 You'd like that, wouldn't you?