Alcohall Of Fame

I'm from way out in the country, I ain't got a lot of money
But I reckon I got everything I'm gonna need
Gas up my ol' Chevy and a cooler full of heavy
Yeah, I guess you could say I like the finer things
And I may never make an honor roll, but I can take you to a honey hole
I can sit here fireside sippin' on somethin' with you all night

And I'm a member of the alcohall of fame
Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain or shine, it don't matter what I drink
When I'm recognized, ol' Hank can write that speech I've gotta make
Under neon lights till closin' time
I'll have a place in the alcohall of fame

I drink a case of Busch Lighty almost every single Friday
On a crappy catchin' Tracker with a Mercury
I can drink a cold Modelo on a stranger's Winnebago
Watchin' Senior take a lead on a Talladega turn three
I'm a legend in the local bar, I'm shootin' pool and throwin' darts
And I may not get a trophy, but you're gonna get to know me from a-raisin' hell

And I'm a member of the alcohall of fame
Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain or shine, it don't matter what I drink
When I'm recognized, ol' Hank can write that speech I've gotta make
Under neon lights till closin' time
I'll have a place in the alcohall of fame

In the alcohall of fame

Yeah, some say it's a problem, but it ain't
I'm just tryin' to get my name
In the alcohall of fame

I'm a member of the alcohall of fame
Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain or shine, it don't matter what I drink
When I'm recognized, ol' Hank can write that speech I've gotta make
Under neon lights till closin' time
I'll have a place in the alcohall of fame

Alcohall of fame