It's the guy from the one band
 
 Cigarette in my left hand
 
 Whole world in my right hand
 
  
  25 and it's all planned
 
 Night out and it's ten grand
 
 Headlines that I can't stand
  
 
 But you only get half of the story
 
 The cash, and the cars and the glory
 
 No sleep and we party 'til morning
 
 'Cause nobody cares when you're boring
  
 
 I'm just like you
 
 Even though my problems look nothing like yours do
 
 Yeah, I get sad too
 
 And when I'm down I need somebody to talk to
  
 
 Yeah, I feel the same as you do
 
 Same stress, same mess to go through
 
 I'm just like you
 
 If you only knew
  
 
 If I had it my way, pub lunch every Sunday
 
 Cheap beer and it's okay
 
 I wanna lay where she lays
 
 I wanna stay in these days
 
 Gonna smoke and it's okay
  
 
 But you only get half of the story
 
 The cash, and the cars and the glory
 
 Just like everyone else here before me
 
 'Cause nobody cares when you're boring
  
 
 I'm just like you
 
 Even though my problems look nothing like yours do
 
 Yeah, I get sad too
 
 And when I'm down I need somebody to talk to
 
 Yeah, I feel the same as you do
 
 Same stress, same mess to go through
 
 I'm just like you
 
 If you only knew