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Rosemary Clooney - Sway
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Rosemary Clooney - Sisters
- 3
Rosemary Clooney - Count Your Blessings
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Rosemary Clooney - Botch A Me (ba-ba-baciami Piccina)
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Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano
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Rosemary Clooney - White Christmas
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Rosemary Clooney - A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes
- 8
Rosemary Clooney - Alabama Song
- 9
Rosemary Clooney - All I Need To Know
- 10
Rosemary Clooney - All Of A Sudden
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Rosemary Clooney - Alright, Okay, You Win
- 12
Rosemary Clooney - Am I Blue
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Rosemary Clooney - As Dreams Go By
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Rosemary Clooney - As Time Goes By
- 15
Rosemary Clooney - Baby Mine
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Rosemary Clooney - Baby, It's Cold Outside
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Rosemary Clooney - Bang, You're Dead
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Rosemary Clooney - Be My Lifes Companion
- 19
Rosemary Clooney - Beast Of Burden
- 20
Rosemary Clooney - Beautiful Brown Eyes
- 21
Rosemary Clooney - Bed Of Roses
- 22
Rosemary Clooney - Big Noise From Winnetka
- 23
Rosemary Clooney - Big Noise From Winnetka - Divine Madness Version
- 24
Rosemary Clooney - Big Socks
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Rosemary Clooney - Big Spender
- 26
Rosemary Clooney - Billy-A-Dick
- 27
Rosemary Clooney - Birds
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Rosemary Clooney - Bless You Child
- 29
Rosemary Clooney - Blues In The Night
- 30
Rosemary Clooney - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
- 31
Rosemary Clooney - Bottomless
- 32
Rosemary Clooney - Boxing
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Rosemary Clooney - Breaking Up Somebodys Home
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Rosemary Clooney - Buckets Of Rain
- 35
Rosemary Clooney - Color Of Roses
- 36
Rosemary Clooney - Come Back, Jimmy Dean
- 37
Rosemary Clooney - Come On-A My House
- 38
Rosemary Clooney - Come Rain Or Come Shine
- 39
Rosemary Clooney - Daytime Hustler
- 40
Rosemary Clooney - Delta Dawn
- 41
Rosemary Clooney - Do You Want To Dance
- 42
Rosemary Clooney - Dreamland
- 43
Rosemary Clooney - Drinking Again
- 44
Rosemary Clooney - E Street Shuffle
- 45
Rosemary Clooney - Empty Bed Blues
- 46
Rosemary Clooney - Every Road Leads Back To You
- 47
Rosemary Clooney - Everything Happens To Me
- 48
Rosemary Clooney - Everything's Coming Up Roses
- 49
Rosemary Clooney - Falling In Love Again
- 50
Rosemary Clooney - Fat As I Am
- 51
Rosemary Clooney - Favorite Waste Of Time
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Rosemary Clooney - Fever
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Rosemary Clooney - Fire Down Below
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Rosemary Clooney - For All We Know
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Rosemary Clooney - Friends (Side 2, Cut 1)
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Rosemary Clooney - Friends (Side 2, Cut 6)
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Rosemary Clooney - From A Distance
- 58
Rosemary Clooney - God Give Me Strength
- 59
Rosemary Clooney - Half As Much
- 60
Rosemary Clooney - Hang On In There, Baby
- 61
Rosemary Clooney - Happiness Is A Thing Called Joe
- 62
Rosemary Clooney - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
- 63
Rosemary Clooney - He Needs Me
- 64
Rosemary Clooney - He Was Too Good To Me / Since You Stayed Here
- 65
Rosemary Clooney - He's A Tramp
- 66
Rosemary Clooney - Heart Over Head
- 67
Rosemary Clooney - Heaven
- 68
Rosemary Clooney - Hello In There
- 69
Rosemary Clooney - Hey There
- 70
Rosemary Clooney - Higher And Higher
- 71
Rosemary Clooney - Hurricane
- 72
Rosemary Clooney - I Believe In You
- 73
Rosemary Clooney - I Don't Want The Night To End
- 74
Rosemary Clooney - I Know This Town
- 75
Rosemary Clooney - I Know You By Heart
- 76
Rosemary Clooney - I Love Being Here With You
- 77
Rosemary Clooney - I Never Talk To Strangers
- 78
Rosemary Clooney - I Remember You
- 79
Rosemary Clooney - I Remember You / Dixie's Dream
- 80
Rosemary Clooney - I Shall Be Released
- 81
Rosemary Clooney - I Sold My Heart To The Junkman
- 82
Rosemary Clooney - I Think It's Going To Rain Today
- 83
Rosemary Clooney - I Will Follow You
- 84
Rosemary Clooney - I'm A Woman
- 85
Rosemary Clooney - I'm Beautiful
- 86
Rosemary Clooney - I'm Hip
- 87
Rosemary Clooney - I'm Singing Broadway
- 88
Rosemary Clooney - I've Still Got My Health
- 89
Rosemary Clooney - In My Life
- 90
Rosemary Clooney - In The Cool, Cool, Cool Of The Evening
- 91
Rosemary Clooney - In The Mood
- 92
Rosemary Clooney - In These Shoes
- 93
Rosemary Clooney - In This Life
- 94
Rosemary Clooney - Is It Love
- 95
Rosemary Clooney - Is That All There Is?
- 96
Rosemary Clooney - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
- 97
Rosemary Clooney - It's Too Late
- 98
Rosemary Clooney - Jingle Bells
- 99
Rosemary Clooney - Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me)
- 100
Rosemary Clooney - Keep On Rockin'
- 101
Rosemary Clooney - La Vie En Rose
- 102
Rosemary Clooney - Laughing Matters
- 103
Rosemary Clooney - Leader Of The Pack
- 104
Rosemary Clooney - Let Me Call You Sweetheart
- 105
Rosemary Clooney - Let Me Drive
- 106
Rosemary Clooney - Let Me Just Follow Behind
- 107
Rosemary Clooney - Little Drummer Boy
- 108
Rosemary Clooney - Long John Blues
- 109
Rosemary Clooney - Love Me With A Feeling
- 110
Rosemary Clooney - Love Says It's Waiting
- 111
Rosemary Clooney - Love TKO
- 112
Rosemary Clooney - Lullaby In Blue
- 113
Rosemary Clooney - Make Yourself Comfortable
- 114
Rosemary Clooney - Mangos
- 115
Rosemary Clooney - Many A Wonderful Moment
- 116
Rosemary Clooney - Marahuana
- 117
Rosemary Clooney - Married Men
- 118
Rosemary Clooney - Memories Of You
- 119
Rosemary Clooney - Midnight In Memphis
- 120
Rosemary Clooney - Millworker
- 121
Rosemary Clooney - Miss Otis Regrets
- 122
Rosemary Clooney - Moonlight Dancing
- 123
Rosemary Clooney - Moses
- 124
Rosemary Clooney - Mr. Goldstone
- 125
Rosemary Clooney - Mr. Rockefeller
- 126
Rosemary Clooney - Mr. Wonderful
- 127
Rosemary Clooney - My Eye On You
- 128
Rosemary Clooney - My Knight In Black Leather
- 129
Rosemary Clooney - My Mother's Eyes
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Rosemary Clooney - My One True Friend
- 131
Rosemary Clooney - Nanette
- 132
Rosemary Clooney - Night And Day
- 133
Rosemary Clooney - Night Before Christmas Song
- 134
Rosemary Clooney - No Jestering
- 135
Rosemary Clooney - Nobody Else But You
- 136
Rosemary Clooney - Oh Industry
- 137
Rosemary Clooney - Oh My My
- 138
Rosemary Clooney - Old Cape Cod
- 139
Rosemary Clooney - On A Slow Boat To China
- 140
Rosemary Clooney - One For My Baby
- 141
Rosemary Clooney - One Monkey Don't Stop No Show
- 142
Rosemary Clooney - One More Round
- 143
Rosemary Clooney - Only In Miami
- 144
Rosemary Clooney - Optimistic Voices / Lullaby Of Broadway
- 145
Rosemary Clooney - Otto Titsling
- 146
Rosemary Clooney - P.S. I Love You
- 147
Rosemary Clooney - Paradise
- 148
Rosemary Clooney - Rain
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Rosemary Clooney - Ready To Begin Again
- 150
Rosemary Clooney - Red
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Rosemary Clooney - Rose's Turn
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Rosemary Clooney - Rudolph The Red Nosed-Reindeer
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Rosemary Clooney - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
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Rosemary Clooney - Say Goodbye To Hollywood
- 155
Rosemary Clooney - Sentimental Journey
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Rosemary Clooney - Shining Star
- 157
Rosemary Clooney - Shiver Me Timbers / Samedi Et Vendredi
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Rosemary Clooney - Silent Night
- 159
Rosemary Clooney - Silver Bells
- 160
Rosemary Clooney - Skylark
- 161
Rosemary Clooney - Small World
- 162
Rosemary Clooney - Soda And A Souvenir
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Rosemary Clooney - Sold My Soul To Rock 'n' Roll
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Rosemary Clooney - Some People
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Rosemary Clooney - Some People's Lives
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Rosemary Clooney - Song Of Bernadette
- 167
Rosemary Clooney - Sophisticated Lady
- 168
Rosemary Clooney - Spring Can Really Hang You Up The Most
- 169
Rosemary Clooney - Stay With Me
- 170
Rosemary Clooney - Storybook Children
- 171
Rosemary Clooney - Strangers In The Night
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Rosemary Clooney - Stuff Like That There
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Rosemary Clooney - Summer (The First Time)
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Rosemary Clooney - Superstar
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Rosemary Clooney - Surabaya Johnny
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Rosemary Clooney - Suzy Snowflake
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Rosemary Clooney - Tenderly
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Rosemary Clooney - That's How Heartaches Are Made
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Rosemary Clooney - That's How Love Moves
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Rosemary Clooney - The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas to you)
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Rosemary Clooney - The Folks Who Live On The Hill
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Rosemary Clooney - The Gift Of Love
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Rosemary Clooney - The Girl Is On To You
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Rosemary Clooney - The Glory Of Love
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Rosemary Clooney - The Key To My Heart
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Rosemary Clooney - The Last Time
- 187
Rosemary Clooney - The Perfect Kiss
- 188
Rosemary Clooney - The Rose
- 189
Rosemary Clooney - There's No Business Like Show Business
- 190
Rosemary Clooney - This Ole House
- 191
Rosemary Clooney - To Comfort You
- 192
Rosemary Clooney - To Deserve You
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Rosemary Clooney - Together, Wherever We Go
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Rosemary Clooney - Tragedy
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Rosemary Clooney - Twisted
- 196
Rosemary Clooney - Ukulele Lady
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Rosemary Clooney - Under The Boardwalk
- 198
Rosemary Clooney - Up The Ladder To The Roof
- 199
Rosemary Clooney - Up! Up! Up!
- 200
Rosemary Clooney - Uptown / Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby) / Da Doo Run Run
- 201
Rosemary Clooney - When A Man Loves A Woman
- 202
Rosemary Clooney - When Your Life Was Low
- 203
Rosemary Clooney - Who Kissed Me Last Night
- 204
Rosemary Clooney - Whose Side Are You On?
- 205
Rosemary Clooney - Wind Beneath My Wings
- 206
Rosemary Clooney - Winter Wonderland
- 207
Rosemary Clooney - Yellow Beach Umbrella
- 208
Rosemary Clooney - You Can't Always Get What You Want
- 209
Rosemary Clooney - You Don't Know Me
- 210
Rosemary Clooney - You´re Just In Love
- 211
Rosemary Clooney - You'll Never Get Away From Me
- 212
Rosemary Clooney - You'll Never Know
- 213
Rosemary Clooney - You're Moving Out Today
Otto Titsling
Rosemary Clooney
It concerns two of my favorite subjects:
industrial theft . . . and-a t-ts!
Mmm, what a combo! This is the story . . .
The inventor of the modern foundation garment
that we women wear today was a German scientist
and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling!
This is a true story.
His name was Otto Titsling.
What happened to Otto Titsling shouldn't happen to a schnauzer.
It's a very sad story. I feel I have to share it with you."
Otto Titsling, inventor and kraut,
had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at least twice a week.
One night at the opera he saw an Aida
who's t-ts were so big they would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the weight of those terrible t-ts.
Oh, my god! There she blows!
Aerodynamically this bitch was a mess.
Otto eyeballed the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration
flood his soul. He knew what he had to do!
He ran back to his workshop
where he futzed and futzed and futzed.
For Otto Titsling had found his quest:
to lift and mold the female breast;
to point the small ones to the sky;
to keep the big ones high and dry!
Every night he'd sweat and snort
searching for the right support.
He tried some string and paper clips.
Hey! He even tried his own two lips!
Well, he stitched and he slaved
and he slaved and he stitched
until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had invented the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!
Exhausted but ecstatic he ran
down the street to the diva's house
bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, after many initial misgivings,
she finally did.
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
from the diva's mouth
was so loud that it was mistaken by some
to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds
which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
with a vengeance!
Ahhhhh-i!
But little did Otto know,
at the moment of his greatest triumph,
lurking under the diva's bed
was none other than the very worst
of the French patent thieves,
Philippe DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the scene
with a great deal of interest!
Later that night, while our Brun Hilda slept,
into the wardrobe Philippe softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.
Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I can have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."
"Oh, thank you!"
The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?
"Ohhh! Thank you!"