On the first day of christmas
My nucka gave to me
A big old bag of some tree
On the second day of christmas
My nucka gave to me
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
On the third day of christmas
My nucka gave to me
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
On the fourth day of christmas
My nucka gave to me
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
On the fifth day of christmas
My nucka gave to me
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
On the sixth day of christmas
My nucka gave to me
Six free chileans
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
On the seventh day of christmas
My nucka gave to me
Seven hookers, hookin'
Six free chileans
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
On the eighth day of christmas
My nucka gave to me:
Eight bitches, bitching
Seven hookers, hooking
Six free chileans
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
On the ninth day of christmas
My nucka gave to me
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching
Seven hookers, hooking
Six free chileans
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars,
And a big old bag of some tree
On the tenth day of christmas
My nucka gave to me
Ten crips are cripping
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching
Seven hookers, hooking
Six free chileans
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
On the eleventh day of christmas
My nucka gave to me
Eleven pips a pipping
Ten crips are cripping
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching
Seven hookers, hooking
Six free chileans
Five, oh fuck!
Oh! What the fuck?
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
On the twelfth day of christmas
My nucka gave to me
Twelve nuckas, nuckin
Eleven fuckin' something
Ten crips are cripping
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching
Seven hookers, hooking
Six free chileans
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Twos tolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
