If I had some sin repellent I'd spray it on my lips And I'd never speak no evil no, no lies from my mouth would slip I'd be as honest as old Abe I wouldn't tell tall tales at all And I'd never swear at the referees when they'd make a lousy call
Well if I had some sin repellent it would end my sinning days I'd follow all the ten commandments it would end my evil ways I'd be a do-gooder from here on out I wouldn't steal or cheat or fight And I'd always pray every morning, every noon, and every night
If I had some sin repellent I'd spray it on my mind And I'd never think no evil I'd leave old Satan far behind And I'd never think no dirty thoughts my thoughts would be so pure And I'd always remember birthdays and anniversaries for sure
If I had some sin repellent I'd spray it on my eyes And I'd never see no evil I'd never judge the ladies by their size And I'd only see the good in every person that I'd meet And I'd never check the girls out when they're walking down the street
