Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
Get me off this party bus
I'm off to kill 'ya Nan, whey!
I got a letter from the NHS
It said it's here for twelve weeks
Or twelve weeks or summat
I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five
Yeah I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five
And I wanna die
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
Woah woah woah woah woah
That's less than two metres
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
I said woah woah woah woah
That's less than two fucking metres
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
Woah woah woah woah woah
That's less than two metres (two metres)
