She's got crazy legs
 
 And hair down to her waist
 
 Slave Laura, where are you?
 
 Her private line is busy all the time
 
 Slave Laura where are you?
 
  
  Chorus:
 
 Anything can happen
 
 She says "you can tie me up,
 
 you can tie me down"
 
 Anything can happen
 
 She says "Your wish is my command"
  
 
 Two weeks pay for one more day
 
 Slave Laura where are you?
 
 You could be my bloody Valentine
 
 Slave Laura where are you?
  
 
 Chorus
 
 She's got leather whips and ruby lips
 
 Lunatics on power trips
 
 Slave Laura where are you?
  
 
 Chorus x 2
  
 
 Leather whips and ruby lips
 
 Lunatics on power trips
 
 Slave Laura where are you?
 
 Slave Laura where are you?