You think you're so cool and you think you're so great
 
 It's time for someone to set the record straight
 
 You act like number one and you think you're a star
 
 But all you've ever done is serve drinks in a bar
 
 So why do you talk like that about me
 
  
  It's written on the wall for all to see
 
 That you learned about life reading magazines
 
 You think you own the world and you act like a king
 
 But you've never been anywhere or done anything
 
 So why do you talk like that about me
 
 You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
 
 You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
 
 Yeah you're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go tonight
  
 
 Well there's a sucker born every single minute
 
 And when it comes to you then I'm the first to admit it
 
 You've got the fiction but I've got the facts
 
 And everybody knows you ain't got no respect
 
 So why do you talk like that about me
 
 Yeah, You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
 
 You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
 
 You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go tonight
  
 
 You say that I'm a loser well what about you
 
 You've been flipping burgers since the day you left school
 
 So why do you talk like that about me
 
 Yeah, You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
 
 You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
 
 You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go tonight
 
 You're just so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
 
 You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
 
 You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go tonight