Let's be pretentious
 
 Be something we're not
 
 And we'll jump on the bandwagon
 
 Cause we think it is hot
 
 And we'll shake our new wave asses
 
 It's the thing to do until we can't think or breathe
 
  
  Let's be dramatic
 
 Prescriptions for pills
 
 Then we'll buy them with our paychecks so we can't pay our bills
 
 And we'll sleep until tomorrow 
 
 I'll be dreaming of you
 
 Oh yeah
  
 
 Let's be myopic
 
 Elitist and smart
 
 Gently rehash pop nostalgia into biblical art
 
 Preach our genius to the masses til our faces blue
 
 Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
  
 
 I want to drive my car into a wall
 
 I want to buy your house just to burn it down
 
 Please, let me sleep with somebody that I will never trust
 
 Blame the cruel art of pretension for my screw-ups
  
 
 Let's be neurotic
 
 Our high and our lows
 
 Hire someone who smells famous
 
 To tell all of our woes
 
 They'll dissect us like we're children attending Sunday school
 
 Oh yeah
  
 
 Let's be eclectic
 
 Won't graze with the pack
 
 You can pierce it with a pin
 
 Tattoo it's name on your back
 
 But you'll never be as different as you wanted to be
 
 Oh Yeah oh yeah oh yeah
  
 
 I want to drive my car into a wall
 
 I want to buy your house just to burn it down
 
 Please, let me sleep with somebody that I will never trust
 
 Blame the cruel art of pretension for my screw-ups
  
 
 I can't stop dancing
 
 Or running in place
 
 A reflection of my failures
 
 Are lit up in your face
 
 I see friends and I see lovers and my confidants
 
 Oh yeah
  
 
 Frustrated liars and idiot savants, comforted by our petty torments and our liquor filled haunts
 
 If we sleep for 3 tomorrows will we wake up new?
 
 Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
  
 
 I want to drive my car into a wall
 
 I want to buy your house just to burn it down
 
 And I if I sleep with somebody that I might ever love
 
 Blame the cruel art of pretension for my screw-ups
 
 Blame the cruel art of pretension, I'm so screwed up