Here's the bloody truth - The Gulf war's on again It's blood for oil - don't be fooled! Then the shocking news Fake patriots here don't care And buy new cars that guzzle fuel
You could be subject to: Global Warming Funding Terror Oil Dependence
But it's your first car You want it big and bad It defines just who you really are And you don't care it's all you You're not a trucker You don't need a rig to Drive to school
We have been subject to: Gulf War Syndrome White House Denial Soldiers Dying
Because it's fashionable We drive a car this size Meanwhile the Gulf War grunt Dies right before our eyes
We will be subject to: Halliburton New World Order John Ashcroft & the Patriot Act
I am a creep who drives a Jeep And I go beep, beep, beep Oh, what a bummer I'm in my Hummer I'm just so dumb and dumber I'm such a loser Gross overuser In my Suburban Cruiser
