Urchins Father Christmas Father Christmas He's the meanest man in the whole wide world In the whole wide world You can feel it
He's a miser He's a skinflint He's a stingy lout Leave your stocking out For your Christmas gift and he'll steal it
It's a shame He's a villain What a game For a villain to play On Christmas day
After Christmas Father Christmas Will be just as mean as he's ever been And I'm here to say We should all send Father Christmas On his merry Christmas way
