Somebody call me on the phone
 
 Say hey hey hey it's Andy home
 
 You wanna take a walk, you wanna go cop
 
 You wanna go take some Chinese Rock
 
  
  I'm living on a chinese rock
 
 All my best things are in hock
 
 I'm living on a chinese rock
 
 Everything is in the pawn shop
  
 
 The plaster's fallin' off the wall
 
 My girlfriend's cryin' in the shower stall
 
 It's hot as a bitch, I should've been rich
 
 But I'm just diggin' a Chinese Ditch
  
 
 I'm living on a chinese rock
 
 All my best things are in hock
 
 I'm living on a chinese rock
 
 Everything is in the pawn shop
  
 
 The plaster fallin' off the wall
 
 My girlfriend's cryin' in the shower stall
 
 It's hot as a bitch, I should've been rich
 
 But I'm just diggin' a Chinese Ditch
  
 
 I'm living on a chinese rock
 
 All my best things are in hock
 
 I'm living on a chinese rock
 
 Everything is in the pawn shop
  
 
 I'm living on a chinese rock
 
 I'm living on a chinese rock
 
 I'm living on a chinese rock
 
 I'm living on a chinese rock