I've seen you in the mirror when the story began 
 And I fell in love with you, I love your mortal sin 
 Your brains are locked away, but I love your company 
 I only ever leave you when you got no money 
    I got no emotions for anybody else 
 You better understand: I'm in love with myself, myself 
 My beautiful self   
 I've no feeling, no feeling 
 I've no feeling for anybody else   
 Hello, and goodbye, and a run around Sue 
 You follow me around like a pretty pot of glue 
 I kick you in the head, you got nothing to say 
 Get out of the way 'cause I gotta get away   
 You never realise I take the piss out of you 
 You come up and see me and I'll beat you black and blue 
 All day 
 I'll send you away   
 I got no feeling, no feeling 
 I've no feeling for anybody else 
 Except for myself, my beautiful self-ish   
 There ain't no moonlight after midnight 
 I see you selling people out, looking for delight 
 Well, I'm so happy, I'm feeling so fine 
 I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time   
 I look around your house, you got nothing to steal 
 I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel and pray 
 You pray to your God   
 I've no feeling, no feeling 
 I've got no feeling for anybody else 
 I've no feeling, no feeling 
 I've no feeling for anybody else, except for myself 
 Your God is gone away, be back another day 
 See his picture hanging on your wall