Ow! 
 Uh, huh, yeah, yeah 
    I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart 
 But you've got being right down to an art 
 You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall 
 You're a regular original, a know-it-all   
 Oh, oh, you think you're special 
 Oh, oh, you think you're something else 
 Okay, so you're a rocket scientist   
 That don't impress me much 
 So you got the brains, but have you got the touch? 
 Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright 
 But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night   
 That don't impress me much 
 Uh, huh, yeah, yeah   
 I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket 
 And a comb up his sleeve, just in case 
 And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it 
 'Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place   
 Oh, oh, you think you're special 
 Oh, oh, you think you're something else 
 Okay, so you're Brad Pitt   
 That don't impress me much 
 So you got the looks, but have you got the touch? 
 Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright 
 But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night   
 That don't impress me much 
 Yeah   
 You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine 
 You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in 
 I can't believe you kiss your car good night 
 Come on, baby, tell me, you must be joking, right?   
 Oh, oh, you think you're something special 
 Oh, oh, you think you're something else 
 Okay, so you've got a car   
 That don't impress me much 
 So you got the moves, but have you got the touch? 
 Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright 
 But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night   
 That don't impress me much (don't impress me) 
 Oh, oh, no, you think you're cool, but have you got the touch? 
 Now, now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright 
 But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night   
 That don't impress me much 
 Uh, huh, yeah, yeah   
 Okay, so what? Do you think you're Elvis or something? 
 Whatever 
 That don't impress me