Woe is me
 
 Shame and scandal in the family
 
 Woe is me
 
 Shame and scandal in the family
 
  
  In Trinidad there was a family
 
 With much confusion as you will see
 
 It was a mama and a papa and a boy who was grown
 
 He wanted to marry, have a wife of his own
 
 Found a young girl that suited him nice
 
 Went to his papa to ask his advice
 
 His papa said: "Son, I have to say no,
 
 This girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"
  
 
 Oh, woe is me
 
 Shame and scandal in the family
 
 Oh, woe is me
 
 Shame and scandal in the family
  
 
 A week went by and the summer came 'round
 
 Soon the best cook in the island he found
 
 He went to his papa to name the day
 
 His papa shook his head and to him did say
 
 "You Can't marry this girl, I have to say no
 
 This girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"
  
 
 Oh, woe is me
 
 Shame and scandal in the family
 
 Oh, woe is me
 
 Shame and scandal in the family
  
 
 He went to his mama and covered his head
 
 And told his mama what his papa had said
 
 His mama she laughed, she say, "Go man, go
 
 Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know."
  
 
 Oh, woe is me
 
 Shame and scandal in the family
 
 Oh, woe is me
 
 Shame and scandal in the family