Suicide, suicide, one, two, three
 
 Maybe these drugs are addicted to me
 
 Can you hear me in there?
 
 Is there anyone there?
 
 Keep your dyslexia next to your imaginary friends
 
 They all talk shit about the shape I'm in
 
 Yeah, they really don't care
 
 They're breathin' rarified air
 
  
  So pack your bags and leave a note
 
 And thank the ones that kept you afloat
 
 Oh, oh
 
 And gather all your hopes and dreams
 
 They can keep you company
 
 Oh, oh
  
 
 And go on and be your dysfunctional self
 
 Life's too short to play someone else
 
 'Cause being normal is just a trap
 
 But you're never so gone that you can't turn back
 
 So go on and be unpredictable
 
 Shatter the glass when it's half full
 
 The audience has waited all this time
 
 You're well-rehearsed and you know your lines
 
 So introduce them to
 
 The wonderful dysfunctional you
  
 
 Terrified, look alive, maybe they're right
 
 I'm a little too dim when the moment gets bright
 
 I'm a total eclipse
 
 Can you read my lips?
 
 They're sayin': Come on, come on, are you out of your mind?
 
 The crazy feels good and the water's just fine
 
 So I take a deep breath
 
 They ain't seen nothin' yet
  
 
 So go on and be your dysfunctional self
 
 Life's too short to play someone else
 
 'Cause being normal is just a trap
 
 But you're never so gone that you can't turn back
 
 So go on and be unpredictable
 
 Shatter the glass when it's half full
 
 The audience has waited all this time
 
 You're well-rehearsed and you know your lines
 
 So introduce them to
 
 The wonderful dysfunctional you
  
 
 Who's it gonna be, who's the first in line?
 
 Well, step right up to the firing line
 
 Tell me (pick me), tell me (no, me)
 
 Ah
 
 Little by little, it'll all make sense
 
 When you step right up in our defense
 
 Tell me (pick me), tell me (no, me)
 
 Ah
  
 
 And go on and be your dysfunctional self
 
 Life's too short to play someone else
 
 'Cause being normal is just a trap
 
 But you're never so gone that you can't turn back
 
 So go on and be unpredictable
 
 Shatter the glass when it's half full
 
 The audience has waited all this time
 
 You're well-rehearsed and you know your lines
 
 So introduce them to
 
 The wonderful dysfunctional you
  
 
 Dysfunctional you
 
 Dysfunctional you