And here's to you, Mrs Robinson 
 Jesus loves you more than you will know 
 Wow, ow, ow 
 God bless you please, Mrs Robinson 
 Heaven holds a place for those who pray 
 Hey, hey, hey 
 Hey, hey, hey 
    We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files 
 We'd like to help you learn to help yourself 
 Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes 
 Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home   
 And here's to you, Mrs Robinson 
 Jesus loves you more than you will know 
 Wow, ow, ow 
 God bless you please, Mrs Robinson 
 Heaven holds a place for those who pray 
 Hey, hey, hey 
 Hey, hey, hey   
 Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes 
 Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes 
 It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair 
 Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids   
 Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson 
 Jesus loves you more than you will know 
 Wow, ow, wow 
 God bless you please, Mrs Robinson 
 Heaven holds a place for those who pray 
 Hey, hey, hey 
 Hey, hey, hey   
 Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon 
 Going to the candidates debate 
 Laugh about it, shout about it 
 When you've got to choose 
 Every way you look at it, you lose   
 Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? 
 A nation turns its lonely eyes to you 
 Woo, ooh, ooh 
 What's that you say, Mrs Robinson? 
 Joltin' Joe has left and gone away 
 Hey, hey, hey 
 Hey, hey, hey