You can't quit until you try 
 You can't live until you die 
 You can't learn to tell the truth 
 Until you learn to lie 
    You can't breathe until you choke 
 You gotta laugh when you're the joke 
 There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive   
 Just open your eyes 
 Just open your eyes 
 And see that life is beautiful 
 Will you swear on your life 
 That no one will cry at my funeral?   
 I know some things that you don't 
 I've done things that you won't 
 There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home   
 I was waiting for my hearse 
 What came next was so much worse 
 It took a funeral to make me feel alive   
 Just open your eyes 
 Just open your eyes 
 And see that life is beautiful 
 Will you swear on your life 
 That no one will cry at my funeral?   
 Just open your eyes 
 Just open your eyes 
 And see that life is beautiful 
 Will you swear on your life 
 That no one will cry at my funeral?   
 Just open your eyes 
 Just open your eyes 
 And see that life is beautiful 
 Will you swear on your life 
 That no one will cry at my funeral?   
 Just open your eyes 
 Just open your eyes 
 And see that life is beautiful 
 Will you swear on your life 
 That no one will cry at my funeral?