When I was 15 years old
I weighed only 96 lbs
Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids
My body started to swell
My penis didn't look too well
After deep thought meditation
I joined the Wrestling Federation
When I step into the ring
Little Hulksters scream & shout
Although I'm feeling really
I can't keep my hair from falling out
Macho grabs me by the hair
Throws me up into the air
There goes another 60 strands
Out into the screaming fans
