We like talkin' dirty
 
 We smoke and we drink
 
 We're kmfdm and all other bands stink
 
  
  Our music is sampled
 
 Totally fake
 
 It's done by machines 'coz they don't make mistakes
  
 
 We don't have no lyrics
 
 Our message is nil
 
 We hate all dj's
 
 They're makin' us ill
  
 
 Whatever we tell 'ya
 
 Is meant to be crap
 
 We hate all music and especially rap
  
 
 We don't like
 
 We hate depeche mode
 
 We don't care for madonna or kylie minogue
  
 
 Our records have stickers with a warning from tipper
 
 'coz they're no good for kids
 
 If we'd get her we'd strip her
  
 
 Kmfdm forward the ultimate sound
 
 And a message from satan
 
 If you turn it around
  
 
 You might think we're stupid
 
 But we're way above it
 
 We don't give a shit
 
 And the kids just love it
  
 
 We wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucks
 
 No doubt about it kmfdm sucks