Mary Kay, she's got it bad
 
 Thinks no one understands
 
 You can't keep a good man down
 
 You can't stop when loves around
 
 You can't close your lonely eyes
 
 Though he's way too young to drive
 
 But he's old enough to please you
 
  
  Love-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay
 
 Spin the bottle crazy, Mary Kay
  
 
 Little John Doe's got it bad
 
 When he first walked in her class
 
 He never had a crush like this
 
 Except for Susie's mother
 
 She wasn't like the other girls
 
 In their stuck up silly world
 
 He's never seen someone so beautiful
  
 
 Second base and better, Mary Kay
 
 In her soft blue sweater, Mary Kay, Mary Kay
 
 Under the bleachers
 
 Deeper and deeper
 
 Oh teacher
  
 
 Mary Kay was on the run
 
 With the father of her son
 
 She didn't know she was a star
 
 As she was steaming up the car
  
 
 Now in your orange jail jumpsuit
 
 I wish the best for you
 
 You were in my heart and living room
  
 
 Seven years and counting, Mary Kay
 
 And all the inmates wanting Mary Kay
 
 Second base and better, Mary Kay
 
 Where's the soft blue sweater, Mary Kay
 
 Love-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay
 
 Spin the bottle crazy, Mary Kay
 
 Love can be amazing, Mary Kay