Hello stranger 
 Well, you're not that much of a stranger 
 It's being a while since you've being around 
 And suddenly you smiled, yes, I'm pretty sure you did 
 I don't really know how, but I stopped thinking about it 
    What if I grab you, and push you in the bathroom 
 I could make out with you and tell you I love you 
 I've loved you forever, even before than ever 
 Oh, please, stick it in, I'm sure you'd be great 
 I'm not a easy catch, but with you I don't mind 
 Oh, catch me 
 Please, stick it in 
 Please, stick it in   
 But instead of that, which would've been way more fun 
 We'd hit some chit chat, chit chat, chit chat 
 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah 
 Blah blah blah.   
 And I closed my eyes, and finally told you 
 "I've being single for two years waiting for someone like you 
 Someone with arms that look really comfy 
 Can you feel this chemistry? We have such a great chemistry" 
 And you said "stop that! I'm a sex addict'!" 
 And I said "oh my dear, it sounds pretty fantastic." 
 And you said "stop that! You're too good of a girl, and I would break you in two pieces, I would stab you in your back, I would hurt you so much that you would cry for your mommy until you regret to like somebody like me."   
 It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!   
 And I push you apart, and said 
 "Oh don't be silly, we sure can work it out and be really happy" 
 But you pushed me away and said 
 "Don't play with me, what I said yesterday, it's a statement today, 
 What I said yesterday, it´s a statement today."   
 It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!   
 And now you're a superstar and you think I'm a piece of shit 
 But maybe one day I'll sell more records than you do 
 (Or not! Because obviously, I don't want to!)   
 It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work! 
 It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work! 
 We can work it out! We can work it out! We can work it out! 
 It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work! 
 It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work! 
 'Cause it never works