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Stephen Sondheim - Being Alive
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ladies Who Lunch
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Stephen Sondheim - Last Midnight
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Stephen Sondheim - Getting Married Today
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Stephen Sondheim - No One Is Alone
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Stephen Sondheim - Send In The Clowns
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Stephen Sondheim - Not While I'm Around
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Stephen Sondheim - On The Steps Of The Palace
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Stephen Sondheim - Merrily We Roll Along #1
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Stephen Sondheim - No Place Like London
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Stephen Sondheim - A Very Nice Prince/ First Midnight/ Giants In The Sky
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Stephen Sondheim - It Takes Two
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Stephen Sondheim - Kiss Me
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Stephen Sondheim - My Friends
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Stephen Sondheim - A Little Priest
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Stephen Sondheim - Any Moment
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Stephen Sondheim - Broadway Baby
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Stephen Sondheim - Color And Light
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Stephen Sondheim - Comedy Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - Company
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Stephen Sondheim - Final Scene
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Stephen Sondheim - Finale: Children Will Listen
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Stephen Sondheim - Green Finch and Linnett Bird
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Stephen Sondheim - I Know Things Now
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Stephen Sondheim - Marry Me a Little
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Stephen Sondheim - Somewhere
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Stephen Sondheim - A Boy Like That, I Have A Love
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Stephen Sondheim - Act II Prologue: So Happy
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Stephen Sondheim - Agony
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Stephen Sondheim - Ah Miss
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Stephen Sondheim - Alms Alms
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Stephen Sondheim - America
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Stephen Sondheim - Another Hundred People
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Stephen Sondheim - Anyone Can Whistle
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Stephen Sondheim - Ballet Sequence
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Stephen Sondheim - Barcelona
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Stephen Sondheim - Bring Me My Bride
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Stephen Sondheim - By The Sea
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Stephen Sondheim - Cinderella At The Grave
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Stephen Sondheim - City On Fire!
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Stephen Sondheim - Cool
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Stephen Sondheim - Epiphany
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Stephen Sondheim - Ever After
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody Ought To Have a Maid
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody's Got The Right
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Stephen Sondheim - Gee, Officer Krupke
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Stephen Sondheim - God, That's Good!
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Stephen Sondheim - Gun Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Have I Got a Girl For You?
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Stephen Sondheim - Hello Little Girl
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Stephen Sondheim - I Feel Pretty
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Stephen Sondheim - I Guess This Is Goodbye/ Maybe They're Magic
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Stephen Sondheim - Jet Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna (trio version)
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Stephen Sondheim - Ladies in Their Sensitivities
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Stephen Sondheim - Lament
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Stephen Sondheim - Later
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Stephen Sondheim - Live Alone And Like It
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Stephen Sondheim - Love I Hear
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Stephen Sondheim - Maria
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Stephen Sondheim - No More
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Stephen Sondheim - Not a Day Goes By
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Stephen Sondheim - One Hand, One Heart
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Stephen Sondheim - Parlor Songs
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Stephen Sondheim - Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
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Stephen Sondheim - Poor Thing
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Stephen Sondheim - Prelude
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Stephen Sondheim - Pretty Women
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Stephen Sondheim - Prologue
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Stephen Sondheim - Saturday Night
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Stephen Sondheim - Something's Coming
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Stephen Sondheim - Sorry-Grateful
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Stephen Sondheim - That Dirty Old Man
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Booth
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Czolgosz
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Guiteau
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd: Lift Your Razor High Sweeney!
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Stephen Sondheim - The Barber And His Wife
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Stephen Sondheim - The Contest
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Stephen Sondheim - The Judge's Return
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Stephen Sondheim - The Little Things You do Together
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Stephen Sondheim - The Worst Pies in London
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Stephen Sondheim - Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - Unworthy Of Your Love
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Stephen Sondheim - Wait
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Stephen Sondheim - What Can You Lose
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Stephen Sondheim - You Could Drive a Person Crazy
The Contest
Stephen Sondheim
I am Adolfo Pirelli
Da king of da barbers
Da barber of kings
E Buon Giorno, good day
I blow you a kiss
And I, da so famous Pirelli
I wish-a to know-a who has-a the nerve-a to say
My elixir is piss!
Who says this?
TODD (spoken)
I do. I'm Mr. Sweeney Todd from Fleet Street. I have opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixir and I say to you, it is nothing but
an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink. Furthermore, Signor, I have serviced no kings, yet I wager that I can shave a
cheek with ten times more dexterity than any street mountebank.
PIRELLI (spoken)
You hear dis foolish man? Now please you will see how he will regret his folly!
TODD (spoken)
Who's for a free shave? Will Beadle Bamford be the judge?
BAMFORD (spoken)
Glad, as always to oblige my friends and neighbours! The fastest, smoothest shave, is the winner!
PIRELLI (sung)
Now signorini, signori
We mix-a da lather
But first-a you gather
Around signorini, signori
You looking a man
Who had-a da glory
To shave-a da pope
Misterr Sweeney, whoever
I beg-a da pardon
You'll probably say-a it was only a cardinal
Nope!
It was-a da pope!
To shave-a da face
To cut-a da hair
Require a grace
Require da flare
For if-a you slip
You nick da skin
You clip-a da chin
You rip-a da lip a bit beyond-a repair
To shave-a da face
Or even a part
Widout it-a smart
Require da heart
Not just-a da flash
It take-a Panash
It take-a da passion for da art
To shave-a da face
To trim-a da beard
To make-a da bristle
Clean like a whistle
Dis is from early infancy
Da talent give to me by God
It take-a da skill
It take-a da brains
It take-a da will
To take-a da pains
It take-a da pace
It take-a da grace
BAMFORD (spoken)
The winner--is Todd!
