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Stephen Sondheim - Getting Married Today
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Stephen Sondheim - Being Alive
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Stephen Sondheim - Last Midnight
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Stephen Sondheim - Merrily We Roll Along #1
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Stephen Sondheim - Send In The Clowns
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Stephen Sondheim - No One Is Alone
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Stephen Sondheim - Finale: Children Will Listen
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ladies Who Lunch
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Stephen Sondheim - Marry Me a Little
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Stephen Sondheim - Not a Day Goes By
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Stephen Sondheim - Anyone Can Whistle
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Stephen Sondheim - Company
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody Ought To Have a Maid
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Stephen Sondheim - Green Finch and Linnett Bird
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Stephen Sondheim - I Know Things Now
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Stephen Sondheim - It Takes Two
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Stephen Sondheim - On The Steps Of The Palace
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Stephen Sondheim - Pretty Women
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Stephen Sondheim - A Little Priest
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Stephen Sondheim - A Very Nice Prince/ First Midnight/ Giants In The Sky
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Stephen Sondheim - Act II Prologue: So Happy
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Stephen Sondheim - America
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Stephen Sondheim - Another Hundred People
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Stephen Sondheim - Any Moment
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Stephen Sondheim - Ballet Sequence
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Stephen Sondheim - Comedy Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - Epiphany
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Stephen Sondheim - Ever After
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody's Got The Right
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Stephen Sondheim - God, That's Good!
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Stephen Sondheim - Have I Got a Girl For You?
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Stephen Sondheim - I Feel Pretty
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Stephen Sondheim - Kiss Me
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Stephen Sondheim - No More
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Stephen Sondheim - Not While I'm Around
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Stephen Sondheim - Poor Thing
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Stephen Sondheim - Something's Coming
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Stephen Sondheim - Sorry-Grateful
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Stephen Sondheim - The Worst Pies in London
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Stephen Sondheim - Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - Unworthy Of Your Love
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Stephen Sondheim - Wait
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Stephen Sondheim - You Could Drive a Person Crazy
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Stephen Sondheim - A Boy Like That, I Have A Love
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Stephen Sondheim - Agony
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Stephen Sondheim - Ah Miss
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Stephen Sondheim - Alms Alms
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Stephen Sondheim - Barcelona
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Stephen Sondheim - Bring Me My Bride
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Stephen Sondheim - Broadway Baby
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Stephen Sondheim - By The Sea
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Stephen Sondheim - Cinderella At The Grave
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Stephen Sondheim - City On Fire!
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Stephen Sondheim - Color And Light
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Stephen Sondheim - Cool
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Stephen Sondheim - Final Scene
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Stephen Sondheim - Gee, Officer Krupke
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Stephen Sondheim - Gun Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Hello Little Girl
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Stephen Sondheim - I Guess This Is Goodbye/ Maybe They're Magic
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Stephen Sondheim - Jet Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna (trio version)
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Stephen Sondheim - Ladies in Their Sensitivities
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Stephen Sondheim - Lament
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Stephen Sondheim - Later
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Stephen Sondheim - Live Alone And Like It
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Stephen Sondheim - Love I Hear
- 69
Stephen Sondheim - Maria
- 70
Stephen Sondheim - My Friends
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Stephen Sondheim - No Place Like London
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Stephen Sondheim - One Hand, One Heart
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Stephen Sondheim - Parlor Songs
- 74
Stephen Sondheim - Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
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Stephen Sondheim - Prelude
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Stephen Sondheim - Prologue
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Stephen Sondheim - Saturday Night
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Stephen Sondheim - Somewhere
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Stephen Sondheim - That Dirty Old Man
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Booth
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Czolgosz
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Guiteau
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd: Lift Your Razor High Sweeney!
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Stephen Sondheim - The Barber And His Wife
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Stephen Sondheim - The Contest
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Stephen Sondheim - The Judge's Return
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Stephen Sondheim - The Little Things You do Together
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Stephen Sondheim - What Can You Lose
The Barber And His Wife
Stephen Sondheim
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
And it's morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
And it goes by the name of london...
There was a barber and his wife,
And she was beautiful.
A foolish barber and his wife.
She was his reason and his life,
And she was beautiful,
And she was virtuous,
And he was... Naive.
There was another man who saw
That she was beautiful.
A pious vulture of the law,
Who, with a gesture of his claw,
Removed the barber from his plate,
Then there was nothing but to wait,
And she would fall,
So soft,
So young,
So lost
And oh so beautiful!
Anthony: And the lady, sir, did she succumb?
Todd:
Oh, that was many years ago...
I doubt if anyone would know...
(Dialogue)
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it...
