Is there anything else
 
 I can do to be your perfect pet?
 
 May i cut out my tongue?
 
  
  Yes, you're right! i agree on
 
 Everything you want me to
 
 May i scratch your back?
  
 
 Squeeze me down
 
 Like a microburst
  
 
 I will fit in the crowd
 
 Please give me an order
 
 Or a slap in the face
  
 
 I'm the dog on the lead
 
 But there's just one little problem
 
 I'm still not house-trained