I got this little kitty about 2 months back 
 he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack 
 This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet 
 This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean 
    he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand 
 tries to get in trouble in any way that he can 
 I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper 
 and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper   
 You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care 
 kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair 
 always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch 
 playing in the window sills and tearing through the house   
 He's so full of energy and easily amused 
 kitty will attack anything that moves 
 Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of 
 he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta   
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite 
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite 
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite 
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 little bitty kitty wanna bite   
 Where'd you go 
 are you stalking me? 
 are you under the couch, quite possibly 
 ears laid back so you don't get caught 
 ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got   
 I know you're probably watching me from across the room 
 concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon 
 You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first 
 Come out come out before I make things worse   
 I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been 
 Hey kitty why don't you give in 
 Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared 
 Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared   
 I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed 
 I know your making noises just to mess with my head 
 You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray 
 cause you always seem to find me first, but not today   
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite 
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite 
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite 
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 Come on out, I'm gonna get you now   
 I've got 'em cornered 
 and now he's mine 
 He's not gonna get away this time 
 I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then... 
 Aw man! He's asleep in the sink   
 What is with this cat? I'm confused 
 He's got a bed, but it's never been used 
 In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight 
 then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light   
 How could I let this creature live inside of my home 
 I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone 
 I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone 
 this kitty may destroy everything that I own   
 Look at him now, I kinda feel bad 
 He's the best little cat that I've had 
 and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that 
 He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention   
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite 
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite 
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite 
 Hey little sparta what is with all the fight 
 showing love, that's all this kitty does