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Squeeze - Tempted
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Squeeze - Cool For Cats
- 3
Squeeze - Funny how it goes
- 4
Squeeze - I learnt how to pray
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Squeeze - I want you
- 6
Squeeze - In quintessence
- 7
Squeeze - Jolly comes home
- 8
Squeeze - Labelled With Love
- 9
Squeeze - Little king
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Squeeze - Pulling Mussels
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Squeeze - Separate beds
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Squeeze - 853-5937
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Squeeze - A moving story
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Squeeze - Ain't it sad
- 15
Squeeze - Bang bang
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Squeeze - Black Coffee In Bed
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Squeeze - By your side
- 18
Squeeze - Can of worms
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Squeeze - Christmas Day
- 20
Squeeze - Crying in my sleep
- 21
Squeeze - Electric trains
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Squeeze - Elephant girl
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Squeeze - Fingertips
- 24
Squeeze - Heaven
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Squeeze - Heaven Knows
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Squeeze - I can't get up anymore
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Squeeze - I can't hold on
- 28
Squeeze - I must go
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Squeeze - If It's Love
- 30
Squeeze - Images of loving
- 31
Squeeze - Is it too late
- 32
Squeeze - La Isla Bonita
- 33
Squeeze - Lost for words
- 34
Squeeze - Love Circles
- 35
Squeeze - Love's a four letter word
- 36
Squeeze - Man for all seasons
- 37
Squeeze - Melody motel
- 38
Squeeze - Messed around
- 39
Squeeze - Pulling Mussels From The Shell
- 40
Squeeze - Satisfied
- 41
Squeeze - She doesn't have to shave
- 42
Squeeze - Short break
- 43
Squeeze - Slap And Tickle
- 44
Squeeze - Someone else's heart
- 45
Squeeze - Sound asleep
- 46
Squeeze - Spanish guitar
- 47
Squeeze - Strong In Reason
- 48
Squeeze - Sunday street
- 49
Squeeze - Take Me I'm Yours
- 50
Squeeze - Talk to him
- 51
Squeeze - The apple tree
- 52
Squeeze - The call
- 53
Squeeze - The truth
- 54
Squeeze - The waiting game
- 55
Squeeze - Trust Me To Open My Mouth
- 56
Squeeze - Up The Junction
- 57
Squeeze - When the hangover strikes
- 58
Squeeze - Who are you?
- 59
Squeeze - Without you here
- 60
Squeeze - Woman's world
- 61
Squeeze - You can't hurt the girl
- 62
Squeeze - (This could be) the last time
- 63
Squeeze - Action speaks faster
- 64
Squeeze - Annie Get Your Gun
- 65
Squeeze - Another Nail For My Heart
- 66
Squeeze - Big beng
- 67
Squeeze - Blood and Guts
- 68
Squeeze - Bonkers
- 69
Squeeze - Break my heart
- 70
Squeeze - Cigarette Of A Single Man
- 71
Squeeze - Cold shoulder
- 72
Squeeze - Cupid's toy
- 73
Squeeze - Daphne
- 74
Squeeze - Domino
- 75
Squeeze - Donkey talk
- 76
Squeeze - Dr. Jazz
- 77
Squeeze - Everything in the world
- 78
Squeeze - F-hole
- 79
Squeeze - Farfisa Beat
- 80
Squeeze - First thing wrong
- 81
Squeeze - Footprints
- 82
Squeeze - Get smart
- 83
Squeeze - Gone to the dogs
- 84
Squeeze - Goodbye Girl
- 85
Squeeze - Got to me
- 86
Squeeze - Great escape
- 87
Squeeze - Grouch of the day
- 88
Squeeze - Hard to Find
- 89
Squeeze - Heartbreak
- 90
Squeeze - Heartbreaking world
- 91
Squeeze - Here comes that feeling
- 92
Squeeze - Hesitation
- 93
Squeeze - His house her home
- 94
Squeeze - Hits of the year
- 95
Squeeze - Hop, skip and jump
- 96
Squeeze - Hope fell down
- 97
Squeeze - Hourglass
- 98
Squeeze - House of love
- 99
Squeeze - I Think I'm Go-Go
- 100
Squeeze - I won't ever go drinking again
- 101
Squeeze - I've returned
- 102
Squeeze - If I Didn't Love You
- 103
Squeeze - In the morning
- 104
Squeeze - In today's room
- 105
Squeeze - Is That Love?
- 106
Squeeze - It's not cricket
- 107
Squeeze - It's over
- 108
Squeeze - It's so dirty
- 109
Squeeze - King George Street
- 110
Squeeze - Last Time Forever
- 111
Squeeze - Letting go
- 112
Squeeze - Long face
- 113
Squeeze - Love's crashing waves
- 114
Squeeze - Loving you tonight
- 115
Squeeze - Maidstone
- 116
Squeeze - Misadventure
- 117
Squeeze - Model
- 118
Squeeze - Mumbo jumbo
- 119
Squeeze - Night Nurse
- 120
Squeeze - No Place Like Home
- 121
Squeeze - On my mind tonight
- 122
Squeeze - Onto the Dance Floor
- 123
Squeeze - Out Of Control
- 124
Squeeze - Out of touch
- 125
Squeeze - Peyton place
- 126
Squeeze - Piccadilly
- 127
Squeeze - Picking up the pieces
- 128
Squeeze - Pinocchio
- 129
Squeeze - Play on
- 130
Squeeze - Points of view
- 131
Squeeze - Remember what
- 132
Squeeze - Revue
- 133
Squeeze - Rose I said
- 134
Squeeze - Sex Master
- 135
Squeeze - Slaughtered, gutted and heartbroken
- 136
Squeeze - Sleeping with a friend
- 137
Squeeze - Slightly drunk
- 138
Squeeze - Some Americans
- 139
Squeeze - Some fantastic place
- 140
Squeeze - Someone else's bell
- 141
Squeeze - Splitting into three
- 142
Squeeze - Squabs on forty fab
- 143
Squeeze - Stranger than the stranger on the shore
- 144
Squeeze - Striking Matches
- 145
Squeeze - Tears for attention
- 146
Squeeze - Temptation for love
- 147
Squeeze - The day I get home
- 148
Squeeze - The elephant ride
- 149
Squeeze - The fortnight saga
- 150
Squeeze - The prisoner
- 151
Squeeze - The very first dance
- 152
Squeeze - There at the top
- 153
Squeeze - There is a voice
- 154
Squeeze - There's no tomorrow
- 155
Squeeze - Third rail
- 156
Squeeze - This summer
- 157
Squeeze - To be a dad
- 158
Squeeze - Tongue like a knife
- 159
Squeeze - Touching me, touching you
- 160
Squeeze - Tough love
- 161
Squeeze - True colours (the storm)
- 162
Squeeze - Vanity fair
- 163
Squeeze - Vicky Verky
- 164
Squeeze - Wagon train
- 165
Squeeze - Walk a straight line
- 166
Squeeze - Walk away
- 167
Squeeze - Wedding bells
- 168
Squeeze - What the butler saw
- 169
Squeeze - What's wrong with this picture?
- 170
Squeeze - When love goes to sleep
- 171
Squeeze - Wicked and cruel
- 172
Squeeze - Within these walls of without you
- 173
Squeeze - Wrong Side Of The Moon
Vanity fair
Squeeze
From pocket money to a salary,
From a pac-a-mac to a compact case
And every morning she inspects her face.
She discovers pulling pints in pubs
That the good looks will never cover up for
Her dumbness in taking the stock
Sees her reflection in a butcher's shop.
She finds it all quite rare
That her meat's all vanity fair.
She has her eyes on medallion men
Who get her home on the dot at ten,
She combs her hair when she gets excused
The deal she wants always ends up screwed.
Paints her nails on the bathroom scales
Gargles her breath like a landed whale,
Her beauty is as deep as her skin
Keeps her eyebrows in a tobacco tin.
She poses foot on the chair
Coconut shy but vanity fair.
In her vanity case her compact case
In her compact case her eyes,
Not bad for a sister
But her vanity's fair and her sense of humour's dry.
She comes home late with another screw loose
She swears to have had just a pineapple juice,
Falls asleep fully clothed in her bed
With her makeup remover by her head.
And she might not be all there
But her dream's all vanity fair.