When I became of age 
 My momma sat me down 
 She said, son you've grown up 
 It's time to look around 
    So I began to notice some things 
 I hadn't seen before 
 That's what brought me hope 
 Knockin' on your back door   
 A closet queen, the worst I've seen 
 She wants to shake my hand 
 I don't want to be there 
 When she decides she can   
 It's apple dan, he's just the man 
 To pick fruit off your branches 
 I can't sleep if he can't keep 
 His cattle off my ranches   
 It's too strong, something's wrong 
 And I guess I lost the feeling 
 I don't mind the games you play 
 But I don't like you dealing   
 The cards look bad, my luck's been had 
 And there's nothin' left to smoke 
 Will all be back tomorrow 
 For the punch line of the joke?