Don't be afraid, when we're knocking at your door
 
 Don't need to ask, what the irons may be for
 
  
  Why do you hesitate, come on and don't be late
 
 We'll be no longer patient
 
 You really got the choice, just between chains or toys
 
 So be a pleasant patient--now
 
 Aunts and uncles dressed in white
 
 They all like to wish you
  
 
 Welcome--Welcome to Bedlam
 
 Make yourself at home, you're at home
  
 
 Nice how the grated moon shines in your padded room
 
 The outer world's so malice
 
 Drugs will improve your dreams, laughter will drown your screams
 
 You got a serious illness--now
 
 Hot injections in your veins
 
 We insure that you are
  
 
 Welcome--Welcome to Bedlam
  
 
 Everyone wants your best, lie down and take a rest
 
 Forget the pain and sorrow
 
 Everyone wants your best, all your kin do attest
 
 Your mind is full of shadows--now
 
 Mental disease, insanity
 
 We all like to wish you
  
 
 Welcome--Welcome to Bedlam . . .