Had a car with stuck doors and primer finish
To take a girl out I had to climb her in it
She really hoped her friends didn't find her in it
When she wanted two drinks, I said "Mind yer limit"
Show up at the party, new suit and Stacys
Very next day, return it back to Macy's
Say it smells like sweat? Sir, is you crazy?!
Gimme my refund or push up daisies
Me and two friends used to share a pager
So every three days I would swear I'm major
'Lectricity from the next door neighbor
Broke muthafuckas be sharp as lasers
I was more tore back than a stolen car tag
Just used somebody else's card for the bar tab
A dollar hot dog wasn't nothing to bark at
It's only funny cause you don't see where the scar's at
Scars! Hold that pose! [x4]
Got free cable cause I know somebody
Got some broke patnahs that'll throw somebody
Not pickin up the phone cause I owe somebody
Got a twamp note I'm a photocopy
A date with me was all kinda fun
Go to the restaurant, dine, and run
The bank might keep declinin' em
But these hundred dollar checks, I'm signin 'em
The rubber on my sneakers used to flap when walkin'
It looked like two little muppets talkin'
"Ay, w'sup baby? Do you come here often?
Oh, I got some new shoes. They just haven't been brought in."
This old ripped jacket is cause I'm an artist
I'll burn rubber on you if my car will get started
The third month avoidin landlords is the hardest
It's only funny cause you don't see where the scar is
Scars! Hold that pose! [x4]
Welfare checks
Food stamps
Collection notes
Broken amps
Paycheck late
Shut off notice
Pyramid schemes
Hocus pocus
Welfare checks
Food stamps
Collection notes
Broken amps
Paycheck late
Shut off notice
Pyramid schemes
Are hocus pocus
Hold that pose
Hold that pose
Hold that pose
And don't ever come down
Hold that pose
Hold that pose
Hold that pose
And don't ever come down
Breakdown
Scars! Hold that pose! [x4]
