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Suburban Legends - Golden Touch
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Suburban Legends - Me And You
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Suburban Legends - All The Nights
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Suburban Legends - Autumn In The Park
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Suburban Legends - Brian And Vince Experience
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Suburban Legends - Bright Spring Morning
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Suburban Legends - Can't Stop It
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Suburban Legends - Take The Next Step
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Suburban Legends - Whoa
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Suburban Legends - You Told Me That
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Suburban Legends - All Around The World
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Suburban Legends - Alternative Is Dead
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Suburban Legends - Bed Of Roses
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Suburban Legends - Blingity-Bling
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Suburban Legends - Can't Take My Eyes Off You
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Suburban Legends - Car 54
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Suburban Legends - Come Back Home
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Suburban Legends - Da Bomb!
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Suburban Legends - Desperate
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Suburban Legends - Do It For The Kids
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Suburban Legends - Don Juan
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Suburban Legends - El Corona
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Suburban Legends - Emergency
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Suburban Legends - Gummy Bears
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Suburban Legends - Hey DJ
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Suburban Legends - High Fives
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Suburban Legends - I Want More
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Suburban Legends - Infectious
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Suburban Legends - Just Be Happy
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Suburban Legends - Last Dance
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Suburban Legends - Let's Be Friends
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Suburban Legends - Mean Girl
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Suburban Legends - My Friend
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Suburban Legends - On The Outside
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Suburban Legends - Open Up Your Eyes
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Suburban Legends - Popular Demand
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Suburban Legends - Powerful Game
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Suburban Legends - Rose Tint My World
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Suburban Legends - So Fine
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Suburban Legends - Stress
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Suburban Legends - Summer Crush
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Suburban Legends - This Cherry
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Suburban Legends - Trophy Wife
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Suburban Legends - Under The Sea
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Suburban Legends - Up All Night
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Suburban Legends - Waikiki
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Suburban Legends - Win A Date
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Suburban Legends - You
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Suburban Legends - Zanzibar
Desperate
Suburban Legends
I'm in a band, ladies can't you see
Please don't judge me by the car that I drive
Or the fact that I haven't had a date since '95
Come on, don't go away
Don't listen to your friends when they that I am gay
I try so hard but I just can't get no play
Don't have any STDs
Come on, I'm begging on my knees
Come on get close just ignore the fleas
We will take anything that walks . . .
Because we're desperate
I know I'm not a handsome man
Cuz I look like an ogre with a farmer's tan
And every time the ladies see me and I'm walking their way
They say, "Brian smells, everybody stay away"
Oh ladies, can't you see
I can't help it because I'm ugly
But I'm in a band, don't that count for something
Come on now, don't delay
Cuz if you don't call then I'll probably rent-a-date
And my tab keeps rising, cuz I do it every day
Oh ladies, can't you see
I'm in a band, why aren't you attracted to me?
I don't care if you're underage
Just as long as you'll be seen with me in a public place
What's it gonna take? (What's it gonna take?)
For you help me bake cookies?
Doo-Wah-Doo
Cuz I need to know
I'm all hot and ready
And I got to go . . .
Because we're Desperate
Why oh why must I have this rash
No girls talk to me they just step back
Should I lift weights? Would that make me more sexual?
Maybe wear glasses would that make me intellectual?
Come on lets do it fast
Cuz I'm all hot and ready and it just wont last
And I got 20 dollars what can I get for that?
