Dumbledore:
I bet
You're the one who gets
All of the boys to buy you things.
Umbridge:
I'm sure
That you get all the girls
To beg you for their wedding rings
Dumbledore:
I like your twisted humor!
Umbridge:
I like your mystic rumors!
Both:
I'd say we can assume we're
Gonna get along!
Umbridge:
You're not
Like average Joes
Or Jims or Tims or Johns
Dumbledore:
And I'd wager
That you'd never run from danger
With those muscles made of bronze!
I can safely shout
Without a doubt
That it won't take very long...
Both:
Before we're getting
And not regretting
Ever setting on gettin' along!
Dumbledore:
You are a beautiful sample!
For example
My gosh you're so strong!
What's the matter with me?
Umbridge:
Now you're just flattering me!
Both:
Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!
Umbridge:
I've never felt this way before...
Dumbledore:
(Spoken) Felt how?
Umbridge:
(Spoken) Um, intimidated...
You have such prominence and poise.
Dumbledore:
(Spoken) Oh, that ol' thing.
Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore
So just try to relax
Face the facts:
You feel just like one of the boys!
Umbridge:
(Spoken) One of the boys? I do?!
Dumbledore:
(Spoken) You sure do baby!
Umbridge:
Yes sir,
You're the one professor
That'd I'd want detention from!
Dumbledore:
Umbridge,
You're the handsome wizard
That'd I'd want an extension from!
I'll get the door!
Umbridge:
You'll get much more!
Both:
Either way we can't go wrong...
With how shamelessly
And how famously
We're both just getting' along...
We'll be get, get, gettin'
Get, get, gettin'
Gettin' along!
