When "The Pick of Destiny" was released, it was a bomb
And all the critics said that The D was done
The sun had set and the chapter had closed
But one thing no one thought about was The D will rise again
Just like the phoenix (we'll rise!)
We'll rise again!
Cause' the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched
By a failure or an embarrassment, no way, no
And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee
But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong
Just like the phoenix (we'll rise!)
We'll rise again!
Just like the phoenix
We'll rise again!
Sun shining, it's a Hell of a day
Riding back and it's headed your way
D's here, now we're putting on a show
We're sneaking up, climbing into your window
It's the rise of the phoenix
It's the call of attack
And you'll know when you've seen us
Tenacious D is back, ya'll!
Lovemaking all the way to the top
Boots smoking, but I'm not gonna stop
Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
Hot-blooded, that's a lots of romance
It's the rise of the phoenix
And we ride with the pack
It's the magic between us
Tenacious D is back
But what if it's true?
If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?
And what will we do
About all the fans who have The D tattoo?
They'll have them removed
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
Tattoos
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
Wait a minute Kage
What's that you say?
You know it's not too late
Yes, it is too late
We only need one hit
Just imagine it
We could be legit!
Too legit to quit!
One hit!
One hit!
One hit!
Yea, I'm hoping this is it
One hit!
Top 10 hit!
Top 40 hit!
Top 1,000 hit!
I don't care
As long as we get there!
We'll start anew
And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo!
You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo!
