Caine's Musical (Who's Running the Show)
It's news to me
That it's news to you
To which degree
Who answers to who
We could go on and on
But in the end, who are we kidding?
My divinity is past infinity
Am I
Getting through?
Seems our regime
Has plummeted south
Don't need to scream
If you ain't got a mouth
Why bite the hand that feeds
When it's the only hand you're getting?
It's time you see
That this great marquee
Is the only place
You're ever gonna be
So strap on in and take it on the chin
And don't forget who's running the show
Now look at this!
Absolute bliss!
Oh, what a shock!
Watch where you walk!
I'm the host, I run the place
Caine, that is my name
Not enthused? Just feeling used?
Oh, what a goddamn shame!
Congratulations
All of my friends
Public relations
Are getting a cleanse
Put on your Sunday best
Because I'm nowhere close to quitting!
So play the games
And just ignore the pains
Cause all that remains
Is how you prime your brains
You whine to me
But you're too blind to see
That I'm the one
Who's running the show
Yeah!
