Meet me at Red Square By the statue of our leader I know where that is I saw it on Blue Peter Bring the merchandise The feelthy western seengles Cos' we'll pay any price for Mo'Ska
I have a secret mission To meet comrade Stanskowski Thees crazy western music Is ripping off Tchaikovsky The Music Police are watching And looking for encryption Jameechi what's the code word? it's VODKA! (ha ha ha ha!)
I'll head for checkpoint Stanley Review our situation I'll storm the Lada factory And start a revolution The workers will be skanking The Czechs will all be bouncing Cos' they'll pay any price for Mo'Ska (ha ha ha ha!)
