She's a black widow best friend
 
 Cold as the cock of a colt 45
 
 She fled the scene, she she'd the sheets
 
 And sold the movie rights
 
 She swore before her chastity
 
 With tongue and burning cheek
 
 But fiction can be fun, fiction can be fun
 
  
  Oh no no no no, you better watch your back
 
 Cause exes can't be oh's
 
 Oh no no no no, you better watch your back
  
 
 Goldmine valentine, my bankroll butterfly
 
 She'll steal your heart and make you proud
 
 Right before she sells you out
 
 Goldmine valentine, makes out with open eyes
 
 She'll steal to save her skin
 
 And she steal your heart again
  
 
 She's a front page fold out million dollar mouth
 
 With a story rip to tell
 
 But she hates to read, she moves much better
 
 Up and down than side to side to side
 
 She's famous for the fashion of
 
 Her backseat bedroom action can be fun
 
 Her backseat can be...
  
 
 Oh no no no no, you better watch your back
 
 Cause exes can't be oh's
 
 Oh no no no no, you better watch your back
  
 
 Goldmine valentine, my bankroll butterfly
 
 She'll steal your heart and make you proud
 
 Right before she sells you out
 
 Goldmine valentine, makes out with open eyes
 
 She'll steal to save her skin
 
 And she steal your heart again