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The Bonzo Dog Band - Beautiful Zelda
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Busted
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Crystal Balls
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Death-Cab For Cutie
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Fresh Wound
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Hello Mabel
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Humanoid Boogie
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Hunting Tigers Out in India
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The Bonzo Dog Band - I Want To Be With You
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The Bonzo Dog Band - I'm The Urban Space Man
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Joke Shop Man
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Jollity Farm
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Kama Sutra
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Keynsham
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The Bonzo Dog Band - King of Scurf
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Mr. Apollo
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The Bonzo Dog Band - My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Piggy Bank Love
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Postcard
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Quiet Talks And Summer Walks
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Ready-Mades
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Rockaliser Baby
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The Bonzo Dog Band - Straight From My Heart
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The Bonzo Dog Band - The Bride Stripped Bare By "Bachelors
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The Bonzo Dog Band - The Equestrian Statue
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The Bonzo Dog Band - We Are Normal
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The Bonzo Dog Band - What Do You Do?
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The Bonzo Dog Band - You Done My Brain In
Mr. Apollo
The Bonzo Dog Band
Uproot trees with his bare hands
I have seen Mr. Apollo's
Body building plans
He's the strongest man
The world has ever seen
And if you take his courses
He'll make you big and rough
Oh! And you can beat up bullies 'til they cry
"Oh lah! Oh, crikey! Let go, you rotter! Don't punish me!"
When you're tough, you're very fit
Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit
You are so strong, and proud of it
Thanks to Mr. Apollo
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body makes a healthy mind
You know! You know he's the
Strongest man
The world has ever seen
And if you take his courses
He'll make you big and rough
Uh huh, and uh, ha, you can kick the sand
right
back, in their faces! Kick! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
When you're tough, you're very fit
Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit
You are so strong, and proud of it
Thanks to Mr. Apollo
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body makes a healthy mind
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
Oh, yeah!
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body makes a healthy mind
He can do it for you!
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body (oooh!) makes a healthy mind
Follow Mr. Apollo
(He can do it for you!)
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body makes a healthy mind
Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
Follow...
Yes, just give me ten years of your life, and I'll
trade in that puny flab for living muscle..
Physique you deserve!
Strong!
Chest and shoulders to hold your shirt!
Five years ago, I was a four stone apology
Today, I am two separate gorillas
No tiresome exercises, no tricks,
no unpleasant bending, Wrestle poodles and win!
Play beach ball! Shave your legs! Lope over walls!
Tease people! Brush them aside as though they were matchsticks!
Impress your friends!
