If you work in a whorehouse you're gonna get fucked
If you sleep in a river you're gonna get ducked
If you count all your chickens you'll die like a dog
And if you lie to me again I'll take you closer to God
Oh my lordy oh my honey I don't believe you stole that money
But if I find out you got rich I'll take my share and you wont bitch about it
You may believe in redemption, you may believe in the lord
You may believe that the pen is mightier than the sword
But the papers that you sign with that powerful ink
Might show you up for being a little dumber than you think
Oh my lordy oh my honey I don't believe you stole that money
But if I find out you got rich I'll take my share and you wont bitch about it
