The Museum of Failure proudly presents, the
I Don't Want To See You In Heaven collection
An enigmatic series of eleven pieces
Created by an unknown group of artists known only as The Callous Daoboys
Their true identities are, unfortunately, lost to time
These pieces were created 300 years ago, during years of 2023 and 2024
It was once thought that the collection consisted of just ten people
However, earlier this year a reel of film tape marked
III. Country Song in Reverse, on one side and Daoboys Sea World Footage
On the other was discovered in the occupied zone of Mena, Arkansas
We hear the Museum of Failure were lucky enough to have the artifact marked
As historically important, and the reel was shipped across border checkpoint
Having now seen the collection in it's potential final form
We know now that these pieces weren't just created by man
But by heartbreak, anguish, frustration, infidelity, lust, addiction, divorce and suffering
One may imagine the head of a constantly changing beast ripping
Open the author of these words with more and more blood
The head of a fox wearing the young writer's body
To prop them up, whilst the second head of the pig snuffs out every word of regret
This, is true failure, embodied and immortalized
This is embarrassment painted over the first and last name of the grave
(Is the recording on?)
This is I Don't Want To See You In Heaven by The Callous Daoboys
