- 1
The Darkness - I Believe In a Thing Called Love
- 2
The Darkness - Love Is Only a Feeling
- 3
The Darkness - In My Dreams
- 4
The Darkness - One Way Ticket To Hell
- 5
The Darkness - I Hate Myself
- 6
The Darkness - Everybody Have a Good Time
- 7
The Darkness - Friday Night
- 8
The Darkness - Givin' Up
- 9
The Darkness - Dinner Lady Arms
- 10
The Darkness - Growing On Me
- 11
The Darkness - Holding My Own
- 12
The Darkness - Walking Through Fire
- 13
The Darkness - Bald
- 14
The Darkness - Girl With The Hazel Eyes
- 15
The Darkness - Girlfriend
- 16
The Darkness - In Another Life
- 17
The Darkness - Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
- 18
The Darkness - Black Shuck
- 19
The Darkness - Blind Man
- 20
The Darkness - Cold Hearted Woman
- 21
The Darkness - Don't Need Sunshine
- 22
The Darkness - Easter Is Cancelled
- 23
The Darkness - English Country Garden
- 24
The Darkness - Happiness
- 25
The Darkness - Hazel Eyes
- 26
The Darkness - Heart Explodes
- 27
The Darkness - Is It Just Me?
- 28
The Darkness - Japanese Prisoner of Love
- 29
The Darkness - Knockers
- 30
The Darkness - Last Of Our Kind
- 31
The Darkness - Love Is Not The Answer
- 32
The Darkness - Out Of My Hands
- 33
The Darkness - Roaring Waters
- 34
The Darkness - Sarah O'Sarah
- 35
The Darkness - Speed Of The Nite Time
- 36
The Darkness - Stuck In A Rut
- 37
The Darkness - The Battle For Gadget Land
- 38
The Darkness - All The Pretty Girls
- 39
The Darkness - Always Had The Blues
- 40
The Darkness - Barbarian
- 41
The Darkness - Buccaneers Of Hispaniola
- 42
The Darkness - Cannonball
- 43
The Darkness - Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)
- 44
The Darkness - Concrete
- 45
The Darkness - Conquerors
- 46
The Darkness - Curse of The Tollund Man
- 47
The Darkness - Different Eyes
- 48
The Darkness - Eastbound
- 49
The Darkness - Every Inch Of You
- 50
The Darkness - Fade Out (Street Spirit)
- 51
The Darkness - Fall
- 52
The Darkness - Forbidden Love
- 53
The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman
- 54
The Darkness - Grief Hammer
- 55
The Darkness - Heavy Metal Lover
- 56
The Darkness - Highway To Hell
- 57
The Darkness - Hot On My Tail
- 58
The Darkness - How Can I Lose Your Love
- 59
The Darkness - How Dare You Call This Love
- 60
The Darkness - I Can't Believe It's Not Love
- 61
The Darkness - I Love You 5 Times
- 62
The Darkness - I Love You Five Times
- 63
The Darkness - I Wish I Was In Heaven
- 64
The Darkness - It's a Love Thang (You Wouldn't Understand)
- 65
The Darkness - It's Love, Jim
- 66
The Darkness - Jussy's Girl
- 67
The Darkness - Keep Me Hangin' On
- 68
The Darkness - Lay Down With Me, Barbara
- 69
The Darkness - Live 'Til I Die
- 70
The Darkness - Living Each Day Blind
- 71
The Darkness - Love On The Rocks With No Ice
- 72
The Darkness - Makin Out
- 73
The Darkness - Million Dollar Strong
- 74
The Darkness - Mine
- 75
The Darkness - Mortal Dread
- 76
The Darkness - Motorheart
- 77
The Darkness - Nobody Can See Me Cry
- 78
The Darkness - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us
- 79
The Darkness - Only One For Me
- 80
The Darkness - Open Fire
- 81
The Darkness - Pat Pong Ladies
- 82
The Darkness - Physical Sex
- 83
The Darkness - Planning Permission
- 84
The Darkness - Rack Of Glam
- 85
The Darkness - Rock And Roll Deserves To Die
- 86
The Darkness - Rock and Roll Party Cowboy
- 87
The Darkness - Rock In Space
- 88
The Darkness - Seagulls (Losing My Virginity)
- 89
The Darkness - Shake (Like a Letucce Leaf)
- 90
The Darkness - She's Just a Girl, Eddie
- 91
The Darkness - Shit Ghost
- 92
The Darkness - So Long
- 93
The Darkness - Solid Gold
- 94
The Darkness - Sometimes
- 95
The Darkness - Southern Trains
- 96
The Darkness - Stampede Of Love
- 97
The Darkness - Sticky Situations
- 98
The Darkness - Street Spirit (fade Out)
- 99
The Darkness - The Age Of Darkness
- 100
The Darkness - The Best Of Me
- 101
The Darkness - The Longest Kiss
- 102
The Darkness - The Power And The Glory Of Love
- 103
The Darkness - Uniball
- 104
The Darkness - Up Shit Creek
- 105
The Darkness - Wanker
- 106
The Darkness - Weekend in Rome
- 107
The Darkness - Welcome Tae Glasgae
- 108
The Darkness - Wheels Of The Machine
- 109
The Darkness - Why Don’t The Beautiful Cry?
- 110
The Darkness - With a Woman
- 111
The Darkness - You Don't Have To Be Crazy About Me... But It Helps
Bald
The Darkness
Baldness has set in
His hair, at an alarming pace
Running away from his face
He's losing his virility
And now his masculinity
Has been compromised
And his libido down-sized
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me
From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each follicle
And reverse this diabolical
Condition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruelly
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me
Sock it to me baby, yeah!
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me
Thank God!
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me
How?
