In a steamed, wet window of a public house 
 I’m using it like a mirror and eyeing myself up 
    And somewhere in the corner 
 He’s telling her a joke 
 And i had to stick the boot in 
 Because that’s not how it goes   
 She’s drinking down his laughter 
 And she don’t half love a drink 
 For someone i never gave half a thought to 
 He don’t have make me think   
 She’s crying when i tell her 
 He won’t bother us no more 
 And it’ll give us time to wonder 
 If he’s ever lied before.   
 And somewhere in the corner 
 I’m telling her a joke 
 And she was crying laughing 
 Because that’s exactly how it goes