When i buy my mansion I'll invite the world to stay So everyone can see A picture of dorian gray
We'll sit by the river Drinking lemon tea With a thousand midget Russians in midget submarines
And you can come and stay (o-oh!) And you can bring all of your friends (o-oh!) And you can come and stay (o-oh!) For a day to see a picture of dorian gray [x2]
And i'll bring you to my mansion To see my gallery And there's lots of pretty pictures All of them of me, all of them of me We'll sit by the river
Drinking lemon tea With tiny cucumber sandwiches Made by a girl called emily And you can come and stay (o-oh!) And you can bring all of your friends (o-oh!) And you can come and stay (o-oh!) For a day
