It started when we were dancin' 
 
 It got heavy 
 
 when we got to the bathroom. 
 
 We didn't go back to her place, 
 
 We went to some place 
 
 where she cat-sits. 
 
 She said, 
 
 "I know I look tired 
 
 but everything's fried 
 
 here in Memphis." 
 
  
  Man, they want to know 
 
 exactly which bathroom 
 
 Dude, 
 
 does it make any difference? 
 
 It can't be important 
  
 
 Yeah, sure 
 
 I'll tell my story, again 
  
 
 In bar-light, she looked all right; 
 
 In daylight, she looked desperate 
 
 That's all right, I was desperate, too 
 
 I'm getting pretty sick of this interview. 
 
 Subpoenaed in Texas, sequestered in Memphis 
 
 Subpoenaed in Texas, sequestered in Memphis 
  
 
 I think she drove a new Mustang 
 
 I guess it might be a rental 
 
 I remember she had satellite radio 
 
 I guess she seemed a bit nervous, 
 
 Do you think I'm that stupid?
 
 Well, what the hell? 
  
 
 I'll tell the story, again 
  
 
 In bar-light, she looked all right; 
 
 In daylight, she looked desperate 
 
 That's all right, I was desperate, too 
 
 I'm getting pretty sick of this interview 
 
 Subpoenaed in Texas, sequestered in Memphis 
 
 Subpoenaed in Texas, sequestered in Memphis 
  
 
 Subpoenaed in Texas, sequestered in Memphis 
 
 Subpoenaed in Texas, sequestered in Memphis 
  
 
 I went there on business, 
 
 subpoenaed in Texas, 
 
 sequestered in Memphis 
 
 I went there on business, 
 
 subpoenaed in Texas, 
 
 sequestered in Memphis 
 
 I went there on business 
 
 subpoenaed in Texas, 
 
 sequestered in Memphis 
 
 I went there on business 
 
 subpoenaed in Texas 
 
 sequestered in Memphis