i've been trying to get people to call me freddy knuckles
 
 people keep calling me right said fred
 
 it's hard to keep trying when half your friends are dying
 
 it's hard to hold steady when half your friends are dead already
 
 taxmen coming around the back with the kevlar vests
 
 militia men cooking up a batch of crystal meth
 
 there's a war going down in the middle west
 
 there's a war going down in the middle western states
 
 the kevlar vests against the crystal flakes
 
  
  i've been trying to get people to call me freddy mercury
 
 people keep calling me drop dead fred
 
 it's hard to take it easy when half your friends are way too easy
 
 it's hard to get ahead when half your friends are dead
 
 taxmen coming around the back with the kevlar vests
 
 militia men cooking up a batch of crystal meth
 
 there's a war going down in the middle west
 
 there's a war going down in the middle western states
 
 the kevlar vests against the crystal flakes
  
 
 his elbow was a spiderweb
 
 with five spiders trapped inside
 
 he said: the last guy didn't have to die
 
 but the first four looked so nice
 
 i wanted five
 
 i've been trying to get people to call me sunny d
 
 i've got the good stuff kids go for
 
 people keep calling me five alive
 
 because the last guy didn't really die
 
 i just lied
 
 and the first four didn't really die.
 
 i just lied
 
 too many kids are getting stabbed
 
 getting tangled up in crabs.
  
 
 i've been trying to get people to call me johnny rotten
 
 people keep calling me freddy fresh
 
 it's hard to take it easy when half your friends are looking way too easy
 
 it's hard to stay in bed when half your friends are dead
 
 taxmen coming around the back with the kevlar vests
 
 militia men cooking up a batch of crystal meth
 
 there's a war going down in the middle west
 
 there's a war going down in the middle western states
 
 white crosses and wooden stakes